Should Have Seen That Date Coming
College & University, Extra Stupid, Flirting, USA | Romantic | April 24, 2019
(My roommates convince me to go to my first college party with them. Inevitably, I meet a guy. While we’re making out on the couch
Guy: “What’s your major?”
Me: “Psychology.”
Guy: “Woah, you’re psychic?! Are you gonna read my mind?”
(I haven’t been to another party since.)