Spiders From Space!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend, California, Car, Silly, USA | | Romantic | May 2, 2019
(My boyfriend and I are both arachnophobic, but he tends to be the spider killer because I am much more afraid than he is. One day we are on a long drive when I notice a spider on the inside of the windshield and scream. He jumps and asks what’s wrong, and I tell him about the eight-legged monstrosity on the windshield. Both of us are frantic and unsure what to do when all of a sudden he reaches out and straight up punches the spider.)
Me: “My hero!”
Boyfriend: “You can’t scream like that; I thought a meteor was about to hit us!”
Me: “Really?! A meteor? That was your first guess?”
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