Mating Fall
Florida, home, Revolting, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | | Romantic | May 22, 2019
(My husband and I are relaxing one evening on the couch, chit-chatting here and there. Then, suddenly, I let out an impressive — no less than five seconds — belch. My husband gives me a look, trying not to laugh.)
Me: *without missing a beat* “It’s my mating call.”
Husband: *bursts out laughing*
Me: *laughs with him* “Answer me, d*** it!”
Husband: *lets out the most pathetic little burp*
Me: “You’re lucky your plumage is acceptable.”
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