Morphine Makes You Mellow And Mallow  
  
 Hospital, Kentucky, Silly, USA |  Healthy | March 26, 2018  
 
 
(I broke my leg and have just been loaded into the ambulance. The paramedic gives me some morphine. I get a little silly once the drugs kick in.) 
 
Me: *to paramedic* “Oh, you smell so goooooood.” 
 
(Once I get to the hospital, they temporarily sedate me to set my leg. I wake up as they are wrapping my leg in gauze. My leg is puffy and white.) 
 
Me: “Hashtag marshmallow!”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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